Dealbreaker Facial Hair
Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday: Where’d My Hair Go? Edition
GPOYW — The Power of Flight Edition
Gotta make this an official GPOYW.
Man, I do NOT photograph well at all.
Two things stick out to me in this photo.
1. My nose casts a shadow.
2. My beard used to photograph poorly because it looked like it didn’t extend past my neck. Now, it photographs poorly because it looks like someone stuck pubes to my face.
Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday, Hairy Arms Edition
I’m on the left. My friend Pat is on the right.
At the time you are reading this, we are probably in the Tropicana casino getting drunk together.
I love that the one non-blurry photo of me from Thanksgiving weekend makes me look like I have a double chin. Even my wack stupid little tufty beard doesn’t help.
I look like such a smug prick in my new license photo.
At least they got me down as an organ donor this time.
GPOYW
And oh, is it gratuitous. I look like the dork. Not a dork. The dork. There are defining characteristics here.
