Dealbreaker Facial Hair

From the home of The Rock.

26. D.C. Skier and snowboarder. Heathen. Tourettes. No, seriously.

Love movies. In love with animated movies. Infatuated with bad movies. Kubrick is a golden god.

I follow people who live near me (for the local flavor), I know in real life (to keep it real), work in TV (to network all day erraday), or just generally kick ass (because duh).

p.s. This is what a wack stupid little tufty beard looks like.

Sartre said, "Hell is other people." So is heaven.
24th April 14

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need a profile image for my website.

Me: No problem, what are the dimensions?

Client: Square with a little bit rectangle.

Genius.

23rd April 14

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur about to leave & your mom makes u do last minute chores

image

SNERT

(via live-breathe-ski)

23rd April 14

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23rd April 14

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23rd April 14

fallontonight:

Unqualified Advice with John Oliver

Tumblr users asked John Oliver for advice, and we caught up with him backstage to get his answers!

(via emmy-award)

22nd April 14
lizdexia:

inothernews:

When the landlord met the new tenant.

Has Colbert ever looked more Hot Dadly than in this photo, though?

lizdexia:

inothernews:

When the landlord met the new tenant.

Has Colbert ever looked more Hot Dadly than in this photo, though?

22nd April 14

(Source: mrkmcmrrs, via firstchair-lastcall)

22nd April 14

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22nd April 14

mlb:

Albert Pujols: The 26th member of the 500-HR Club.

:sighhhhh:

Should have gone to the game tonight. Chose tomorrow night instead.

22nd April 14
This might be my favorite license plate sighting ever.

This might be my favorite license plate sighting ever.